🌐EXTRA CRISPY CRACKERS🌐 👁BY Felonious Academic👁

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🌐EXTRA CRISPY CRACKERS🌐

👁BY Felonious Academic👁

🔥🔥🔥The thing about Florida is it’s not just a state with a checkered reputation, it’s a dang breeding ground for all the fuckery and debauchery one could withwithstand, a dang heatwave designed to boil us from the inside fuckin out. While the rest of the country pretends it’s just a seasonal glitch at work, here in motherfuckin florida the weather is a weapon used against us. Having us all cooked up by the same invisible hands that keep us trapped in the loop. Step outside brethren, and your blood pressure will instantly spike like a timer counting down.

🔥🔥🔥And of course, the reptilians shed their skin, thriving in the unruly heat, their scales leathering under the sun, while draining you dry.

🔥🔥🔥Wake up PEOPLE, this isn’t just isnt fuckin bad luck. This is a slow burn, a fuckin vapor trail left by the same damn elites who gave us a circus of distraction and a scorched sky to live under. they just let the asphalt cook us up, while letting the air thicken until our hearts pound like a broken clock, and we don’t even question why the time is off.

🔥🔥🔥So damnit man, don’t just sweat this out like a minor inconvenience, this is a ritual they like to layout every summer. a fuckin boiling point designed to keep you as passive as possible. Every Mr BURNS grinning ass, every bellow of diabolical laughs, shit is just another reminder that they don’t need to hide it from us anymore.

🔥🔥🔥 They just keep us cooking inside and out, until we forget we were ever supposed to escape This motherfucker..

🔥🔥🔥Theyve always said the heat is just a phase, but so is your sanity, and when you realize the only thing hotter than the pavement is the motherfuckin assholes that Barbecued my community.

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