💥💥💥 “Life's a beach, but she's my beach.”💥💥💥
💀💀💀BY Felonious Academic💀💀💀
💥💥💥💥In the delirious haze of day drunkards frying under Florida's blazing eternal sunshine, where palm fronds rustle alongside guilty secrets quietness, the Gulf breeze carries the faint tang of debauchery and sunscreen lotion, where family reunions erupt into symphonies of flying fists, and hate crimes masquerade as block parties beneath flickering tiki torches and picket signs holding assholes. where happy hours dissolve the calendar days, one salty rim at a motherfuckin time, where weeks blur into months, and desk jobs agonizes the thirsty, interrupting their endless happy hour bender.
💥💥💥💥Heres where the infamous cocaine cowboys once saddled up their boats to thunder across the oceans waves on cigarette boats like the god damn eranged buccaneers they were. Where shrimp captains and deckhands, quietly moonlight as meth pirates at sea, yacked out under guise of the moon, by dusk they cheers back in the same mangroves sharing shadows with dive bars, as they trade war stories beneath that merciless, gilding motherfucker of a sun.
💥 Florida, if you ain't shrimpin' you aint pimpin,
💥💥💥💥its motherfuckin dense humid air is as heavy as all the ass cheeks bouncing about their bikinis like uncle luke was back in town. Where a simple handshake reverts into a sucker punch, or where grandma hauls fresh caught gators tail fresh from her bingo hall, bagged up in the trunk of her Buick regal, where priests preach in a haze of moonshine spirts and no filtered cigarettes, and every horizon promises escape, yet only delivers up more glorious of bitter entanglements, weather its warrants, glass shards for your bare feet, and or sunburnt epiphanies that burn clarity directly into via heat. Its The place darma bums neglect their enlightenment for all the suns dangers and accommodations of blissful debaucherys.
💥💥💥Oh Florida, how I love your utterly beautiful absurdity. You so crazy baby. If Life's a beach at least youre my bitch.
Glad you dug it brotherman
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