Mental Masterbation and other ways to fuck yourself By Felonious Academic

masturbation-jerking off your brain 'til it's raw and useless. Overthink too long, and you're screwing yourself, brother. No lube, no payoff, just a throbbing mindfuck that leaves you limp. Fixate on the wrong wrinkle in that skull of yours, and you'll soften your medulla, turn your psyche into a cheap trick. Keep stroking those woes, and you're your mind's bottom bitch, obsessed, cramped, and empty-handed. Practice safe thinking: pull out before you bust your frontal cortex. Quit humping the same tired thoughts. Obsession ain't love-it's a trap. Make love to your mind instead-kiss it with clarity, hug it with purpose. Stop fucking yourself and start creating something real.