NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS

"NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS"

By Felonious Academic

Public restrooms? They're no longer comodes to take a quick leak in, they're blasphemous temples to society's collapse, where junkies kneel at the altar of their needle, and tie off their circulation. There hostiles baptized in piss and despair. Every stall's a portal to hell gloryhole,- with syringes disposed like offerings to god praying they dont die on the shitter like Elvis, blood smears on the walls like some ritual gone wrong, and the air thick with the stench of fentanyl and forgotten dreams. This ain't about taking a shit. Its about not taking shit from these drugstore cowboys. The protest is a full-throated howl from the gut of the fed-up, a middle finger to the intitled junkies who bunk in these narco-shrines. Burn the Biohazard Bags! and relinquish these Public toilets from the squatters whove overstayed their welcome. The public has lost such empathy from these dialects. Theyre demanding these plague-ridden shooting galories be sealed shut-barricade , privatize, handed to the corporate overlords who'll slap keypads on the doors and charge a buck for a clean seat to take aim upon. Why? Because public is a lie, a neon sign for every tweaker, drifter, and nomadic psycho to turn these restrooms into their own private dope holes. The shits deeper than a septic tank, city officials keep these dumps open to funnel the dregs outta sight outta mind, raking in billions as overdoses spike in every stall. It's a rigged game, a biochemical slaughterhouse masquerading as civic duty. The protesters? They're the prophets of a new order, chanting for sanitation, salvation, a place to shit without dodging hep C. this porcelain apocalypse is no longer tolerable. Employees unfairly stay equipped with narcan to save these porcelain junkies on the regular. The publics Sympathy has been taken advantage of while these lowlifes trashcan the neighborhood. Tie off n Shoot up where people don't have to deal with the nodded out junkies locked in the restrooms. Better yet next time you shoot up aim for the head. The protest is for the addicts to stop affecting others who need to drop an emergency deuce on his way home "No Public Restrooms" dig a hole you bastards, pop a squat of lay down in it, I don't give a damn. Citizens are done wading through biohazards for a basic human need. They're storming city halls, brandishing signs that scream End the Narco-Latrines! and Privatize or Pulverize! The missions clear, shut down these public cesspits. Hand ‘em over to businesses-Walmart, McDonald's, anybody with the cash to bolt the doors and scrub the floors. Keycards, fees, whatever it takes to keep the tweakers out. Why? Because public is code for free-for-all, a magnet for every dope fiend and drifter with a vein to tap. This protest isn't just a chant; it's a war cry from a society fed up with being forced to shit in a battlefield. They're demanding sanity, safety, a goddamn place to pee without rolling the dice on survival.