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They recently put a keypad on the bathroom at Lowe’s. It’s because of exactly the characters you’ve painted such a picture of here.

I would often stop in there early in the morning before I went to work so I could take a shit in peace.

If you’ve ever been to Lowes, you know how hard it is to find an employee so this was unacceptable.

It’s not too difficult to steal a four digit key code over the shoulder of a sleepy retail wage robot though, so it’s all good.

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