Placenta Motherboards: The Newborns Trembling for a Ping That Never Comes
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๐๐๐ Newborns Trembling for a Ping That Never Comes ๐๐๐
โ๏ธBy FELONIOUS ACADEMIC
๐๐๐Listen up here folks. You can slander my tales tall all you wish to measure, bht This isn't fiction brotherman. This is happening. Happening Right motheringfuckin now as we speak. In quiet rooms at Johns Hopkins, where the lights stay low and the nurses whisper like its a not a pressure cooker of a redisency. As if life and death isn't constantly rubbing elbows alongside one another, in this waspy medical casino.
๐๐๐This new shits awful. They call it CNAS. Cybernetic Neonatal Abstinence Syndrome. Not on any public chart or what not. Not even published in PubMed yet. But enough data has been analyzed to fairly say we got ourselves a problem.
๐๐๐Theres been cases of Mothers, completely sober, no opioids, no booze, healthy mother's to be. These cases have them delivering their babies as efficient as one could, only for their infant to come out convulsing, shaking. Full-body tremors. Pupils blown wide like opals. Their Heart rates spikes every time the room goes dark. They won't latch unless you hold a phone to their face. One intern swore he saw a three day old fuckin arch his back and scream bloody murder, like he done just licked a socket. The docs? They're mystified, terrified, paranoid this horror is what we expect it to be.
๐๐๐Because if this goes public, Big Techs going to implodes. Imagine those headlines, Apple and Meta, YourUnborn childs Prenatal Poison. So like chaos magick they bury it. But not before They label it idiopathic irritability.
๐๐๐ They sedate the kids with low dose phenobarbital exposed only to the sounds of nothing... sheer absence. Absence of the constant hum. Absence of the fuckin dopamine hits that started at week twelve, when mom first felt him kick to the rhythm of a Reel of doomscrolling. The placenta? Astonishingly, they tested it with results that shocked the staffโฆ
๐๐๐Motherfuckin Microscopic traces of lithium from batteries. Trace serotonin spikes from endless notifications. Shit, They even found dopamine receptors, already overstimulated, like results seen in comprimised brains of drug abuses.
๐๐๐ Fetal CNS rewired by maternal screen exposure. Equivalent to low grade opioid flood Which mimics severe herion dependency. Following a percise protocol, They hid it. Fuckin Filed it under miscellaneous or some shit. Because if word gets out that detoxing infants are dope sick by way of their mothers digital routine. Well, Every motherfuckin pregnant women with a digital habit would qualify for a masive civil suit suit of astronomical proportions. And the worst part? They're already treating it, covertly and subtle. Not with pharmaceuticas or medical science but, With more fuckin tech. With Tiny LED patches. 60-hertz integrated into pacifiers. Gradual reintroduction, they call it.
๐๐๐ Translation to me sounds awfully like, still keep him hooked, just a softer Tolerance.
๐๐๐So yeah. This is real. It's being hidden. And it's coming for your unborn child.
๐ That is, Unless you shut it down. Now.


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